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Big woof to the readers...fancy your name in print send in ur stuff! Big woof to the readers...fancy your name in print
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At last recognition...

..my own column. Oh fame! Let's make next years slot even bigger...I'm going to take over the world!! Keep sending in your stuff...under "Grrrrrr!"

peakandwoof@hotmail.com

or write to "woof's wittle"

Peak District, National Park Authority, Aldern House, Baslow Road, Bakewell. DE45 1AE.

 

 
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Dear p.eak! and woof,

I really enjoyed reading p.eak! Are you coming back next year?

Yours sincerely,

Miss F.Atbottom

 

Bakewell Bridge in

The Peak District

Dear Miss Atbottom,

Yup! p.eak! and I are back and raring to go. Glad to hear you enjoyed our offering of light refreshing no calorie reading...a change from the norm!

Yours Sincerely,

woof.

P.S I do autographs...

 

Here's four year old Birkin's favorite jokes...go on have a chuckle!

 

Q. What is cold and white and travels upwards?

A. A silly snowflake!

Q. What do you call a group of scientists on an underground train?

 

A. A tube of smarties!

Here's Steve Imatree's fishy joke...

Q. There's this fish swimming along in Ladybower Reservoir...when it suddenly bangs it's head on a concrete wall! What does it say?

 

A. Dam!

 

woof's word

Dear You.....

Everyone enjoys a holiday, I'm no exception!! p.eak! and I are always out in force over those hot summer months. If you and your pooch pal are toddling round the Park this summer make sure you don't fall out by following these woofsome tips!

Keep us on a lead if you're roaming around "Access Land". This is privately owned land. The owner allows you to walk on it. It's kind of like walking in someone's back yard...Respect!! What's more (evidence shows roaming dogs don't help)...so in order to protect wildlife and grazing animals - put us on a lead! Make sure we behave ourselves!!

Don't leave us in the car with no air, it's roasting in there. There's nothing cool about a cooked hot dog!

Dog doo doo - pick it up! OK so we're not clever enough to use a toilet!! Scoop the poop!!

Image is nothing... thirst is everything - so make sure we get a regular bowl of water and don't overheat.

Lots of grrrrf!...woof
 

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